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They say sex sells, but what else starts with 'S' and ends with 'ex?' SKRILLEX! Wrap your stupid face around the new improved type of commercial, then go out and drain your bank account to buy our useless crap! Courtesy of bass that drops harder and faster than your credit score!

We all know the iPhone 5 got taller, but just how tall did it get?

Featuring a cameo from JPL's mohawk man, Bobak Ferdowsi.

It has terrible hours, you depend on two other older people for everything in life, and you're stuck with it for 18 years! Lame!

Taken from this car ad here. But really, why bother watching an ad when the cool dudes at Senor GIF give you the best of everything in three animated seconds?

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From an actual Dole commercial in the 70s. Their target audience must have been stoners with a serious case of the fruit munchies.

I don't know about you, but domestic abuse doesn't make me want to eat vegetables. This mainly makes me want to eat MORE meat to get back at PETA for producing this crap.

In this version, Siri's much less patient with preening pre-teens.

(this version of Siri uses naughty language)