Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.
Today the internet was graced with the arrival of a new completely absurd 'bouncer fight video.' You know, the one where the bouncer completely destroys a couple jabronies who got it in them to take on a guy who by default likely prides himself on kicking the sh*t out of drunken aggressors...and also works at an irish pub.
I mean look at that stance--the bouncer's that is. Dude was born to brawl!