Whether you're a manager at a retail store or a lunch lady at a middle school, there are days when your time on the clock simply doesn't feel worth it. But if you were the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making thousands of dollars a second, perhaps your work time would feel a little more fulfilling–filling your pockets.

Quips that are a whole lot snarkier than a basic 'yo mama' joke

Satisfyingly insulting insults that won't put a quarter in the swear jar