My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"
Ooh, but it's five for a dollar! Shouldn't have spent all my money on beer! Plus I'm drunk, so it'll taste good...
You really otter get a brace for that, buddy!
Y'know how a nickname for a computer is a box? Well, there you go.
