This tumblr post breaks down how you can escape a coffin, if someone's trying to bury you alive. Hopefully you never find yourself in a situation where you have to use this. But hey, it could save your ass.
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Via CBS News
A hearse driver and funeral director made a pit stop, leaving the body and coffin of the veteran they were transporting in the hearse. They were on their way to a funeral service and left the hearse waiting in the parking lot while they took a coffee break. Both employees were fired for this thoughtless and disrespectful move when it was brought to the attention of Veterans Funeral Care, the funeral home they were working for.
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My bad, guys. This funeral's on the house... home... funeral home... funeral house... whatever...
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Being excommunicated in life doesn't apply to instant messaging him in the afterlife, does it?
