Just because someone works at one chain coffee shop location doesn't mean they work at every location.

Don't ask for things you don't actually want.

We'll start this one off by saying that there's no problem with being particular about one's cup of coffee. But, according to the age-old rule of “staying in your lane”, let other people have theirs how they like it too. It's not up to you to determine what it is that makes someone else happy, even if you feel particularly knowledgeable on that particular subject, you're just going to come accross as a know-it-all douchebag. Screenshots of both threads are attached below the original thread and…

These are the things that we justify being addicted to as a society.

It's inhuman!

"If caffeine makes me awake, more caffeine will make me the most awake. Right"

We don't like the idea of being “don't talk to me before I've had my coffee” people. Office-style coffee humor usually sucks. It's also depressing to admit that we need stimulants to have even a semblance of well-being on any given morning. So rather than a wink and a nod and a 20 dollar mug that has an inverse graph of happiness vs coffee drank or whatever, we'd just like to say: “this is not normal, we're sorry, and please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee." Now here are some work mem…

Huh. Alright then.

The customer is always something.

It can be life-threatening.

Get this person a raise.

Sometimes, it's too hard to laugh through the pain.

Ignorance can definitely be bliss.

Boatloads of sugar.

If you say so, man.

What were they thinking.