coffee machine

Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

The lighting really brings it all together.

Please DO NOT put signs next to the coffee machine. It wastes resources.

            Management

From the submitter:

[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]

From the submitter:

A while back I decided to see how my coffee maker worked. I busted it open and by the time I figured things out, I couldn't put it back together (broken). So I decided I didn't want to buy a new coffee maker and I built this stand for the machine innards. The reservoir was built into the old machine, so I had to add the bottle to hold the water as it heats up. It works great!

Here in Seattle, office workers are known to just open up and stick their mouths under the drip. ~NSHA

If you're using Folger's anyway, it probably doesn't make much difference.

Let's keep this going! How would you state this if you were talking to people from other professions?

Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a refreshing cup of...beer?