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Aggressively Excessive Orders From Starbucks Customers

If you've ever worked a customer service job you're likely familiar with the series of daunting demands, entitlement, and other kinds of stressful nonsense from customers that can fall into one shift. Starbucks really brings the wild ones out. Some people just act like animals and take out all the emotional turmoil they're experiencing from their own life situations on the very folks in stores/restaurants/etc that are just there to help them. It's a gross cycle, and hopefully one that stops altogether, sooner than later. 

With all that being said, we couldn't say that these drink orders are exactly rude, but they are extra. Would really suck to be waiting in line behind a few of these orders. But it'd be even worse to have to make them. Our hearts go out to any baristas that field these kinds of orders. 

A collection of ridiculously lengthy orders from Starbucks customers.
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Biker Customer Demands Cup Of Cream and Sugar, Ends Up Apologizing

Sometimes customers are so high on their own sense of confident entitlement that they forget an employee might actually be trying to help them out. What does it say when a road-weary biker is more willing to admit their ordering mistakes than this Karen who was furious after getting the cake she wanted.

Biker customer orders a cup full of cream and sugar, apologizes to employee
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Unforgivable, Outright Unpleasant Coffee Drinks

If you found yourself waiting in line behind a customer who ordered up one of these devilish concoctions, it's fair to say that you might find yourself with a momentary pain in your gut. Seriously, it's just wild what some people decide to drink. The baristas on the receiving ends of these orders must've been put at a loss for words. For some more wacky business from the food world, check out these guilty pizzas that committed inexcusable crimes

A Twitter thread showing off some of the world's grossest caffeinated drinks.
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Tumblr Thread: Super Coffee Is Not A Great Idea

Caffeine makes you more alert, and college students want to be more alert, so naturally they take the effects of caffeine to their  limits. For more stories about people doing stupid things, here are people's high risk low reward moments. For more junk from Tumblr's trunk, here are various Tumblr Gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread story of college kid who drank too much caffeine | korrakun: my favorite college experience is had 7am class and kid next literally poured monster energy drink into his coffee said going die" and drank whole thing knew guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead water. three cups two hours think he ascended astral realm survivability human race never ceases amaze TABI ANECDOTE
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Man Downs Whole Cup Of Cuban Espresso, Teleports To 5th Dimension

Just in case you were thinking about shaking up your daily caffeine fix with something new and magical, this Cuban espresso story should absolutely serve as a cautionary tale to never underestimate, well, a Cuban espresso. This dude unknowingly purchased a fast pass to the fifth dimension as he downed a full Cuban espresso. Fair to say that he's humbled at this point. 

Man drinks a whole cup of Cuban espresso and ends up in the fifth dimension. | 8 mins So, here's story about my day got absolutely destroyed just as just began. Another guy another company here at Port and get along quite well got here early port get head start on some days work, and he tells Hey got some coffee shack over there if want some".
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Man Yells At Wife For Not Getting Him $2 Coffee

Man, it sounds like there's a whole lot more going on in this marriage than what we can partially make out at the surface level. We have a married couple that's been married for apparently eight years, and the guy's wife is somehow too cheap to dish out a couple bucks to grab him a nice holiday drink. Kind of a tough situation to find yourself in. Especially if you're already cranky from not having your daily caffeine fix. Would you say he's being out of line for his angry reaction, or is the emotional implosion well warranted? You be the judge. 

Man yells at his wife for being too cheap to get him a $2 coffee. | r/AmltheAsshole Join u/Eggnoglattethrowaway 1d S 2 8 4 AITA yelling at my wife over $2 Not hole My wife (38F) and 33M) have been married 8 years have one child together (5M Some background might be relevant work full time. She works about 15 hours week. Our finances have always been separate. However pay all bills and all our "fun stuff as well as give her an allowance 1000 per month fact, she currently has almost three times
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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters' Coffee Preferences

As it turns out, coffee seems to exist in the Star Wars universe, and has ben mentioned a few times in various works. @ViWiWrites went and detailed what different character's preferred to drink in the morning, and how they make it, based on their personalities. It has a whole lot of us sympathizing with Darth Vader. For another fun star wars thread, here's a thread on exactly how Darth Vader is the queen of drama.

funny twitter thread star wars coffee preferences | Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT
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Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

The life of a barista is a weird one. When every customer you have is someone who hasn't had their first coffee of the day, there's no knowing what kind of people can lumber in. Some take on the challenge and become a barista that's the living definition of chaotic good. Others just stand in awe and watch a 46-year-old woman drink 8 Red Bulls worth of caffeine in a single swig.

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked
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Tumblr Post: Barista Handles Trickster Customer

Every now and again we can get caught up in unique interactions while out going about our daily business that reminds us we share a planet with some particularly unique individuals. This quick and entertaining Tumblr post about a strange customer makes him sound like he was the mad hatter himself. 

A quick Tumblr post about a barista handling a tricky customer | taylortut y'all know john mulaney quote things crazy people say mean nothing them but everything every time hear quote think about got this light-up pen
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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It's awesome, and maybe accurate. 

Twitter thread imagines how different Star Wars characters drink their coffee | Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | BB8 just cuts chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 4/28/20 Twitter iPhone
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Customer Asks for Extremely Hot Tea, Actually Accepts It

Customers have a long and storied history of asking for things that will actively do them harm, like this Karen who wanted donuts straight out of the fryer oil. The thought of giving a customer an extremely hot cup of liquid harkens back to the reality of the McDonald's hot coffee case, which no person working at a coffee place wants to repeat. Anyway this lady asked for some real hot tea and she got it.

Customer asks for extremely hot tea and gets it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/RainbowRiki 19 hours ago 3 Here is extra extra extra extra extra extra EXTRA hot chai This story is about 8 years ago worked at "Green Apron Coffee store where worked drive thru store, so this day working drive thru bar making drinks. Anyone who is working on drive thru side will wear headset even if arent greeting customers minivan pulled up box, and before even got greet her--
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Tumblr Discusses The Reality of the McDonald's Hot Coffee Case

The McDonald's hot coffee case went down in 90's history as a goofy late-night-talk-show-level absurdity that seemed like it was about a money-grubbing lady who was too dumb to know that coffee was hot. As it turns out, the details were more nefarious than that. For more people on tumblr getting blasted with knowledge, here are tumblr users getting schooled on car safety.

Tumblr discusses the McDonald's hot coffee case | If this another country have tell this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada! whoa canada someone needs turn down sass level
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Christmasy Tale Of Choosing Beggar's Quest For Free Journal

This customer decided to intervene on an entitled woman's irritating quest to lock down a sticker (for a free coffee journal) by ultimately doubling back and taking the sticker she'd originally turned down. The only way she could've rubbed it in the entitled customer's face more would've been to eat the sticker in front of her. Sheesh. 

A Christmas-themed tale of an entitled woman's quest for a free coffee shop journal.
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Guy Drinks Whole Cup Of Cuban Espresso, Ends Up In 5th Dimension

This guy unknowingly caffeinated his way into the 5th dimension. Let this serve as a cautionary tale that you've gotta be extra careful with that Cuban espresso. It is not a joke. Sounds like he basically consumed 12 cups of coffee in the matter of 5 minutes. At that point, you better just buckle up and try to enjoy the ride. Thankfully, it would seem he stayed safe. 

Guy accidentally drinks a whole cup of Cuban espresso, and ends up tripping out.
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Here's how to serve Wendy's hot drinks in glorious 80s pop music fashion. Frankly it's just too much, but personally we feel extremely informed on how to serve coffee now.

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Male Starbucks Barista Gets Viciously Roasted For Giving Health Advice To Pregnant Lady

British Comedian, Tiffany Stevenson witnessed one absolutely ridiculous situation involving a male Starbucks barista telling a pregnant woman that she shouldn't take her special coffee beverage with caffeine in it. Who asked you for advice, my dude? 

male barista tells pregnant woman caffeine is bad for the baby
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