coat

It's one of those record scratch "how did I get here" moments that no one wants to find themselves in. This poor dude found himself hanging from a ski lift, to be caught in the waiting net of ski patrol, with plenty of inconvenienced strangers waiting for him to fall. At least it wasn't that high up.

Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.

...but it's been such a bad winter that I only care how WARM it looks.