Coachella season showed up and took a steaming, glittery, bright multi-colored, rose petaled dump on our news feeds. It is a Basic Fest like none other; the peak of superficial absurdity, where influencers roam the festival grounds to hunt down the perfect place for a well-lighted pic that might garner them enough likes to clear a hearty paycheck, and/or envy from their "friends." Sit back and enjoy the circus getting roasted by these scathing, and hilariously accurate tweets.
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In case you didn't know, David Spade hates everything about Coachella. Enjoy this video that picks apart all the ridiculousness of the larger than life festival.
Should we really expect any less in the department of outright insanity with such a truly kickass lineup at Coachella this year? Granted, this dirtied and depraved fool crossed some lines with his, 'demands'.
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Reports indicate that the vampire known as Madonna is still running wild. Darke, on the other hand, appears somewhat distressed by the occurance.
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There also might be a surprise guest appearance by PS4 for 6 Hours Straight on Saturday.
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Well, 'Two Door Cinema Club' is an actual band, but that album the interviewer mentions is not real.
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Or, to be more exact, Coachella is now on a boat. After the massive success of its two-weekend format this summer, the popular music festival is expanding to two different cruise ship tours this December: a three-day trip around the Bahamas and a four-day trip around Jamaica. Each cruise's lineup features the headliners Pulp and Hot Chip, DJ sets by Girl Talk and James Murphy (formerly of LCD Soundsystem), hip-hop mainstays El-P and Killer Mike, indie rock favorites Sleigh Bells and Black Lips, and more.
As exciting as it might sound, it's gonna cost ya: 500 bucks per person if you don't mind squeezing into a four-person cabin (and that's the cheapest option). But the cost of admission includes lodging, food (but not the alcohol) and the chance to be on a pretty big boat. The cruise ship even hosts a half-acre lawn of grass, just in case you miss the sweet feel of the earth. Heck, who needs college tuition anyway?
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Coachella and SXSW are long since over, and Bonnaroo ended last weekend, but you can pine for '90s alt-rock with Awesome Gay Go-Getting Abe Froman and his Wayfarers at Lollapalooza!
