clueless

She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest. 

The fact that this guy didn't think to take his glasses off to properly assess the coffee before ordering it again is beyond belief. I guess some people need coffee more than others, or this whole story was pulled right out of thin air. 

The signs were all there. Their cluelessness is the real enemy here. 

These "mom texts" are just confusing enough to actually come across as potentially real. 

This'll just make you love Tony Hawk even more. Dude doesn't need any sort of fame to be likable. Just a genuinely great dude. 

These morons are the living definition of CLUELESS. 

This dad GOES HARD. 

We can only guess that the lack of common knowledge is a deliberate attempt to lose anyone who was daring enough to Friend them in the first place. That, or they're complete morons. You be the judge.