club

Everytime I play a gig.

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

The first and second pieces of duct tape didn't hold it. Thankfully, he was able to go for the triple bogey with the third piece.

Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!