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Man Cheats On Wife, Wife Exploits His Clown Phobia

Cheaters have a knack for getting it in the end. When this cheater was found out, his wife proceeded to exploit his clown phobia. Oh boy, was it super effective. Clown pictures all over the house, and a glorious farewell note. Can't craft much of a better pro revenge than that. 

Man cheats on his wife, so she proceeds to decorate their house with clown photos | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/we_all_float_derry 3y 1 Cheating while engaged exploit phobias while back engaged guy who seemed like good choice. Attractive, funny, good job, owned home learned he had bit downside, though: He cheating slimeball motherfucker. Not just one-time one-night-stand with after too much drink, which would have still been angry about but could have probably gotten over, but repeatedly with more than
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Man Brings An Emotional Support Clown On The Day He Gets Fired

This man in New Zealand decided he'd proactively lighten the spirits on the day he was due to get fired, by bringing an "emotional support clown" with him for the event. Can't say we've ever heard of someone adopting this tactic amidst getting fired, but damn if it's one for the books. Twitter users naturally had some jokes to make about the whole madness of the situation. 

Man brings an emotional support clown with him on the day that he gets fired.
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A legend dressed up like the Caped Crusader himself has taken to the streets to ease the troubled minds of children traumatized by 'evil clowns.' BBC Cumbria reports:

"It appears a superhero has swooped in, determined to help youngsters sleep easy tonight. Cumbria Superheroes, a costume company, has sent ‘Batman’ out and about on the town’s streets to fight off the evil clowns. The man behind it insists he is not a vigilante, but is hoping to give children some reassurance that they are safe."

Here are a couple pics too:





And a cry for help:

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Ben G: "My kids filmed me up on stage tonight not knowing what was about to happen. I'm OK just battered, Concussed, bruised and a bit dizzy. I'm very angry at the way I was carried off stage before the paramedics even checked to see if I had any major neck or back injuries. I could of been paralysed for all they knew. Thankfully I'll be OK. Thank you to all the well wishers and I'm sorry if I upset anyone or their kids. I hope Benjamin the clown is OK too."
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This sounds like every horrible nightmare you've ever had, but in reality it's just a couple taking photos for an Instagram project. Or, at least that's what they want us to believe...

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Nothing more can be said without ruining the surprise, so just check it out. Language warning, of course.