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That smiling anime guy lingers forever in the minds of anyone who grew up watching the title sequence of Malcolm in the Middle. It's from a 1998 anime called Nazca about people who find out that they're reincarnated souls of ancient warriors. Anyway here's smiling headband guy killing a dude with an umbrella.

We're not sure what compels someone to strap on some skates and bomb downhill in an all out slippery race to break their own tailbones, but it sure is thrilling to watch. Here's a compilation of falls, fails, and action from the scary-looking, action-packed sport of competitive downhill ice skating.

For that matter, I'm sure you still have a few facial muscles that can move. Let's remedy that with more clips.

Perfectly cut and angled cardboard box not included.

And now, a collection of cool things that are only a second long.

Not my lack of headset, not my parent's internet connection, not even the fact that I spent my last allowance on another month of WoW. ~Not-So-Handy Andy