chris pratt

This Twitter user has a thought about what happens to actors when they get the big call from Marvel. Something about being cast as a superhero lines up with getting jacked AF. Who'd have thunk it. 

Poor Chris Pratt went and poked the hornet's nest big time on this one. 

We're not crying YOU'RE crying! 

Chris Pratt knows how to dish out just the kind of banter that'll keep those wild Marvel fans in check. We'd expect nothing less. 

Sure, looking at people believe satire will make you lose your faith in humanity a bit, but it is pretty funny.

Clearly, we can all learn a lot from Parks and Recreation's king of keeping things ridiculous. Yes, Andy Dwyer never failed to shake things up on Parks and Recreation with outright comically absurd behavior, better suited for a badass toddler. The following pics are all the proof we need that Andy Dwyer is the real MVP of Parks and Recreation. 

Chris Pratt's vegan followers were ready to skewer the star alive after his post about eating lamb from his farm. The sheer amount of rage from these people is staggering....

Chris Pratt is a beautiful human being. Everything about him oozes positivity and pure, unadulterated, hilarious class. He's the kinda guy that was made to be a movie star. 

But, maybe that's what you get when you're making 20 mil per film and you have personal assistants to take care of all the stupid crap the rest of us have to deal with on a daily basis. Like, maybe we could all be super positive and bubbly if we didn't have to wade through some of this mundane drudgery. We're stuck dealing with all this normal stuff, like this pile of dishes in my sink that won't go away no matter how much I try to pretend it isn't there. Along with things like having to wash my own laundry and make my own food. It's a hard life. 

On a totally unrelated note, Anna Faris should give up acting and take up gambling or stock brokering because damn she knows how to make a solid investment. 

Anyways, yeah. Chris Pratt is great and he's taken to Instagram again to brighten all of our normal ordinary lives and drop some inspiration on us.