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Nothing will ever be the same. This is the conspiracy theory to end all conspiracy theories! Things are going strong in this video until that riff about the government paying people to be your families. If you need more conspiracy theories to obsess on, check out this AskReddit threadabout the craziest tin-foil wrapped conspiracy theories we could find. 

Then again, it's not exactly false advertising:

That's why I brought Cheetos.