Chuck Wendig crafted a gem of a Twitter thread when he decided to "research" the origins of Doritos. Things certainly escalated quickly. Knew that crunch was too good to be true.
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Author, Chuck Wendig's, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they "bake souls" into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.
Customers can suck, and it's rare for anyone in service or retail tolive their dream of getting revenge. You wouldn't think people would get this upset over french fries, but this kind of crap happens every day. Also, that's incredibly bold on the part of this woman to go so far to make fries an impossibility. That's a real power move.
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Nothing will ever be the same. This is the conspiracy theory to end all conspiracy theories! Things are going strong in this video until that riff about the government paying people to be your families. If you need more conspiracy theories to obsess on, check out this AskReddit threadabout the craziest tin-foil wrapped conspiracy theories we could find.
What happens when you bring your breathalyzer chip bag to Lawrence, KS. Well, they roast you.
Two police departments tore into those breathalyzer Tostito bags, which can tell if you're too drunk to drive. Lawrence PD and the Riley County Police Department (also located in Kansas) took turns roasting the bag and the possible dangers of letting a chip tell you if you're too drunk.
