When you're a kid, everything you experience is just a tiny part of the vast unknown. You have yet to figure out so many things about the seemingly endlessly large world that even trying to think about all of the possibilities out there can make your head spin. Thankfully you have the adults in your life to guide you through this treacherously infinite environment. And you, a wide-eyed child, know that you can take whatever the adults tell you for granted. Why would they ever tell you white lie…

Uh, cool?

What's their deal?

Oh yeah.

They're out there, man.

It's all fun and games 'til your kid has an actual sword.

There were so many rumors about the ball pit.

Everybody's family is a little weird in some way , but as a kid, you don't know any better. This leads to most of us having an awkward moment later on with friends; it turns out everyone else's parents created weird little falsehoods that only they've ever heard of, too. Whether it's pronunciations, explanations for the amount of random kids who stayed with your family, or simply the financial situations between private and public school families, people perceive the world in their own little w…

Alright, that's beautiful.

Or father. Either one.

They're strange people.

Some real brilliance going on here.

Hey, we learned eventually.

Who knows, maybe they'll turn out okay.

There was a time when a giraffe told us what to buy.

Get at 'em.