Good old dad jokes. We hate to laugh at them, but somehow can't help it. At the very least keep these in your arsenal the next time you want to break the ice at an awkward social gathering with the kind of joke that nobody but a damn dad would share.
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Your Tinder game is as good as your inventory of icebreaking pickup lines. The last thing so many people that use the dating app seem to do, is actually take their matches seriously. But at least we get to enjoy all the botched attempts and shameless immaturity.
Going to take a wild gander here and float the idea that our foolish, cheesy pickup line spewing dude of the day did not anticipate getting straight up harpooned by a refreshingly well-informed, unexpectedly accurate response. She clearly wasn't having any of him and his games..
Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.
Good thing the New Horizons spacecraft can't be embarrassed.
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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.
