Always remember the first rule to successfully using pickup lines. Be attractive. Just remember that and you'll go far.
cheesy
Going to take a wild gander here and float the idea that our foolish, cheesy pickup line spewing dude of the day did not anticipate getting straight up harpooned by a refreshingly well-informed, unexpectedly accurate response. She clearly wasn't having any of him and his games..
Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.
Good thing the New Horizons spacecraft can't be embarrassed.
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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.
