cheesy

Good old dad jokes. We hate to laugh at them, but somehow can't help it. At the very least keep these in your arsenal the next time you want to break the ice at an awkward social gathering with the kind of joke that nobody but a damn dad would share. 

Your Tinder game is as good as your inventory of icebreaking pickup lines. The last thing so many people that use the dating app seem to do, is actually take their matches seriously. But at least we get to enjoy all the botched attempts and shameless immaturity. 

Always remember the first rule to successfully using pickup lines. Be attractive. Just remember that and you'll go far.

Going to take a wild gander here and float the idea that our foolish, cheesy pickup line spewing dude of the day did not anticipate getting straight up harpooned by a refreshingly well-informed, unexpectedly accurate response. She clearly wasn't having any of him and his games..

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable conversation takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed face-palm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

Are you French? because Eiffel for you. Oui love horrible pick up lines here, and one of the best places for social ineptitude is the rash of dating apps that have exploded into app stores. They cater to practically every group and quirk to make sure there is something for everyone. But Tinder pickup lines can sometimes just be absolutely horrendous. Cringe isn't a strong enough word. More like violently shudder and try to shake off what those phrases did to me. 

Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.