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Twitter Thread: Cheesecake Factory is A World of Contradictions

Anyone can tell you that The Cheesecake Factory is a building full of paradoxes. It's like it's telling you with all its heart that it wants to be fancy with all the lighting and the columns, and then you sit down and drink out of a plastic cup. Cheesecake is great, but the place itself really makes you think "how does this place still exist?" Maybe it fits the bill of "a place people can agree to go to." @MaxKreigerVG got extremely deep about America's gaudiest Cheesecake vendor.

Twitter thread on weirdness of The Cheesecake Factory | max sledroom @MaxKrie If want fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience highly recommend dinner at Cheesecake Factory design perspective place is fuckin wild and talk little bit about why | max sledroom @Max 12h v interior is world aesthetic chaos feels like mix between Fry's Electronics, an overgrown Panera, and laser tag arena s sensational Palm trees sit aside 2000's-chic glass lighting fixtures, French limes
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Guy Live-Tweets Incredible Super-Detailed Analysis Of Cheescake Factory, And It's Hilarious AF

For some godforsaken reason this dude took it upon himself to run a comprehensive, unforgettably hilarious breakdown of the confusing restaurant that is Cheesecake Factory. 

Guy live-tweets a comprehensive breakdown of the Cheesecake Factory that ends up being hilarious.
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"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"

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Not that it's totally inconceivable for Ben & Jerry's to make a colonoscopy flavor, given their history. Just do an SNL sketch about it!

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