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No one expected me to enter the cereal bowl eating contest, but not to worry, I have a few Trix up my sleeves.

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Twitter Thread: Dude Finds What Looks Like Shrimp Bits in Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Welcome to The Jungle (by Upton Sinclair), baby. Jensen Karp found some extra crunch in his cinnamon toast crunch when he pulled out what looked like shrimp tails from a box of cereal and posting it to Twitter, instantly going viral (of course.) The dude also found what looks like some string and weird black bits baked in there. It's almost as if someone just had lunch and threw it into the product line instead of the garbage. It appears that the company's stance is that those are just bits of sugar, but boy oh boy do those look like shrimp tails. The world is full of merciless misfortune, so just throw this one on the pile.

twitter thread, guy finds what look like shrimp tails in his cinnamon toast crunch cereal
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New NSFW Branded Cereal For Adults Is Definitely Redefining the Breakfast Food Game

Well well, this is easily one of the more unexpected, ridiculous marketing ploys I've seen over the last few years. Though, my gut tells me this isn't the first time a company's tried to prey on the marketplace by catering the presentation of its food to the hornier consumers of the world. Their about page says it all...

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