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Witty Work Memes for Employees With a Permanent Case of the Mondays (October 9, 2023)

Jesse Kessenheimer

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‘He joined 10 minutes late… Boss was [furious]’: Careless employee nearly misses a 6AM call with all of the C-level bosses after disrespecting the meeting coordinator

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'It's voluntary, but has a "mandatory" vibe': Temp employee gets harangued for refusing to contribute a $25 donation for his boss's birthday lunch; goes straight to HR

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I just sent that to my entire team': Employee photoshops boss's face on photo of his entire family as a joke, then accidentally sends it to the whole team

Ben Weiss

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'We settled for $75,000': Graphic designer enjoys an 'I-told-you-so' moment; after being denied a raise, he quits and buys up all of the company's .com domains for $1k, scoring a small fortune in court

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'They backtracked real fast': Data analyst laid off without notice, offered reinstatement 'at reduced pay' when things began falling apart

Eleonora Bader

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'Tell me how you provide value to the organization': CEO confronts employees in the elevator as layoffs approach

Ben Weiss

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'I do all of their work': Boss takes credit for employee's work, CEO tells employee she is making no impact on the company

Ben Weiss

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'Approve my 1-week PTO or accept my 2-week notice': IT guy denied PTO request until after he trains his nepo baby boss, employee gives ultimatum

Ben Weiss

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'I pulled up the screenshot': Boss tries to blame poor executive choices on his software engineer; gets ousted when their CEO discovers who actually lost their biggest client

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'My boss takes all of the credit for my work': Worker told by CEO that they're not doing enough... because their boss takes credit for all their contributions

Brad Dickson

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‘I was clocked in the entire time': Company docks employee's pay due to lack of customers, employee applies for unemployment

Eleonora Bader

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'I got the news last week': Video game studio executives fired after laying off workers for refusing to implement AI initiatives using their own time and money

Brad Dickson

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'Company event was a cringe fest': CEO requires underpaid employees to attend company event, gloats about himself the whole time

Ben Weiss

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'[I] automated my useless boss out of her job': Boss sneaks out of work to have an affair, employee automates every task she does

Remy Millisky

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‘I closed the largest deal in the history of my company, and still got fired’: Redditors who were fired discuss cons of ‘giving your all’ to your company

Eleonora Bader

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