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Okay, it's probably way less than a million after taxes, but that won't stop us from appreciating the luck it took to land on that million dollar sliver.

Somebody's been shopping at Peaches's yard sale.

I don't know where you can buy this, but "Shut up and take my money," etc.

Siri only gave me the options. The choice is still mine to make. Get help, or get gambling? I'll flip a coin.

I'm having a bit of a hard time figuring out exactly what that machine is, FAILers, but at the very least we must know that it's way more important than a defenseless baby. Video slots, poker, Street Fighter II, whatever, clearly they comes first.

See Vancouver, this is how it's done. You don't trash a city post-game, you get trashed, legally, and have a better time.

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