carrots

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No, this is not a drill. Arby's has gone to great lengths to potentially troll the ever living shit out of vegans everywhere. They've created a damn "Marrot." A meat carrot. What a strange time to be alive. Apparently the process that went into creating this, in the test kitchen for now, was to roll up a bunch of turkey in the shape of a carrot and then sous-vide it before covering it in "carrot marinate." You can't find these in Arby's yet, but who's to say whether or not this might be hitting an Arby's menu near you soon! Just imagine the reactions from outraged vegans on Twitter. We'll wait patiently for now. 

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bbc BBC News carrots hedgehog hedgehog stuck in tin of hedgehog stuck in tin of carrots tin tin of carrots - 6260212736
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"It's an in-credible story, Bill, we have just received word that the hedgehog has MIRACULOUSLY freed itself from the tin. The standoff with the tin had been going on for about five hours, but it looks as if he's in the clear. We're expecting an official statement from Prime Minister Cameron in about half an hour. Back to you in the studio!"