car

Don't have money to buy a car? Well, how about making your own?

It kept falling into the earth's crust, sucking the lake along after it.

A Russian license plate? I never would have guessed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

All amazing.

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack