car crash

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

It was actually a head-on collision with a brother driven by a drunk car. Wat.

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

How does that even happen?