It's harder to keep a secret when you're trapped on a boat with customers for 2 weeks.
On Wednesday, an easyJet flight from London Gatwick to Belfast was delayed because two flight attendants couldn't get along.
It had nothing to do with mechanical issues or a crowded runway, but instead, two crew members with a "verbal disagreement". The plane had to return to its gate until the two involved could be replaced.
To make matters worse, the plane was loaded with kids and babies. The band Disclosure was also on the flight and, like many others, were pretty pissed at easyJet.
And he can kill two birds with one stone with this little boating marvel.
This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.