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GOP Presidential candidate (and serial water sipper) Marco Rubio took a break from campaigning in Iowa today to totally annihilate a kid in the head with a football.

You can watch the short clip above, but it is even better in GIF form.

Marco Rubio hitting the kid in the face with the football is even better as a GIF pic.twitter.com/FLpnHz0un0

— Mudacris (@moody) August 18, 2015

And even better in Pokémon GIF form.

marco rubio out in iowa just trying to catch em all tbh @Mirandacgreen pic.twitter.com/An37A0Vtxo

— darth™ (@darth) August 18, 2015

Disclaimer: Sarah shops around for male genitalia so this video is not safe for work.

The campaign aims to close the wage gap by crowd funding an admittedly ludicrous number: $29,811,746,430,000. That number represents how much women lose when each of the US's 69 million female workers are paid nearly $500,000 less than men over their working careers.

The money raised from the Equal Payback Project will go towards funding the National Women's Law Center – a non-profit that works against employment discrimination and focuses on legislative issues to promote gender equality.

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