Gotta love the response from the Chino Valley Unified School District, amidst the storm of cancellations due to the Coronavirus. They decided to put on the show, remotely, and the results are beautiful. Check out the CDC for rolling updates on the status of the Coronavirus.
These definitely didn't fail to capture the true absurdity and high maintenance madness spawned by this era of rapid technological innovation. Anyone planning on using 'in phone years' as a measurement going forwards? That shit's timely, UBER cultured, and shows all signs of minimal brain activity. Who needs to think for themselves in this tech giant dominated day and age anyways, when we have artificially intelligent minions like Siri and Alexa around to take care of the busy work for us; and that crazy little, once-evasive bastard called love, or a mindless hook-up is one right swipe or super like away?
Anyways, all rants aside, these are hilarious.
Not everyone is happy with the election results from last night — in fact, a solid half of the country really doesn't like it very much at all. But two states are already forming a plan. Californians and New Yorkers on Twitter are calling for a California Exit (Calexit) and a New York Exit (NYexit), respectively, which would see them both seceding from these United States.
Does that mean they're taking Disneyland with them? The Statue of Liberty? Yes. Yes, it does.
The headline speaks for itself. All we know is Fashion Valley did not hold up to its infamous standards for this poor guy. CBS 8 captured gold.
