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Tumblr Thread: Chaotic Good Burglar

Many of us are guilty of living in spartan conditions. Some folks don't even have a bed frame. It's a lifestyle like this that makes you think "maybe a potential burglar would find nothing of value in my house. Do I even need to lock my door?" Here are some more random, wild golden moments from Tumblr.

Funny tumblr story of burglar who furnishes apartment | Nice Eric Follow @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking live like this? thestirge So heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but gist friend friend lived generally considered bad neighborhood, because he super poor college student and he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on blanket on floor and had milk crate chair and like an old wire spool as table. No TV, nothing fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls
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We have the stupid fake positivity that most morning shows bring to the table, and this one is no exception. That said, this guy's retelling of his story of catching a burglar and giving him some advice is pretty funny.

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Twitter Unleashes Its Inner Evil In The Most Inconvenient Thing They Would Steal From Someone's House

Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.

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Via Kicks 105
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A homeowner called Lufkin Police to respond to a possible burglary in progress. As it turned out, the trespasser they found was even more confused than they were. Reminds us of this twitter thread about cops responding to a suspected burglary with an even dumber ending. But seriously, that is one terrified deer.

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If you're house/apartment's giving out any of these signals, it might be time to shake things up. 

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13 of the Creepiest Things People Have Seen from Their Window

Just seeing someone out there isn't the creepiest thing. It's the ones where someone is looking back. Those are the creepiest.

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After a burglar smashed through the glass door to rob the place, the next day something even more FAIL-y happened.

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