bumper

Does this guy's bumper fall off every time he opens the door?

Maybe our old pal Longbus had a son who wasn't fully formed.

Who needs collision insurance when you have four holes drilled and two red ty-wraps !

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

I was going to make a joke about the ADA card on the rear view mirror and how it explains the bumper, but something tells me that wooden't go over too well...