On dating apps, your fate lies in the hands of the ever-changing whims of the algorithm gods. Match? Nope, not this time. What about now? No, again. Well, when is it my turn, you ask, and the answer is (malicious laughter) NEVERRRRRR. I'm being dramatic, of course, you'll find someone. I did, a couple of times, and they all broke my heart, and now I'm single again. See? It totally works. Now that we're all nice and grumpy, we can genuinely enjoy the dating fails below. Take joy in other people'…

This is what you get for installing that dating app

Cringe-fest

Tinder is a wasteland filled with terrestrial piranhas.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

It's not a glitch.

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

Ping pong.

Deleting Tinder for good.

Word

Swipe left, swipe right, oops a bot, oh - a match! Actually... never mind.

Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge, Bumble... You are the devil, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

There's gotta be someone out there for everyone... Right?

The wild wild West

The wild wild west of the dating world.