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Nothing makes us more pleased than to see liars called out by the internet. It makes us feel like there's still people who live to do good in the world.

We can't explain why, but people absolutely love lying online. They lie about themselves, their families, local businesses and even objective facts! The lies are everywhere, but that's why it feels so good to see the record get set straight.

People use figures of speech to justify stupid behavior all the time. That's not to mention the ones we straight up use wrong. Here are some sayings that are misused, misquoted, or just plain dumb.

These folks pants are positively ablaze. It feels good to see them brought to justice.

Dear God it's like trying to deal with Comcast.

The pants are so on fire with these ones.

The world is full of misguided online thieves, cretins and attention seekers, which makes it super satisfying to see them get taken down a peg.

Turns out some dogs love the taste of homework.

It never ceases to amaze us what people will do for attention on the internet. These people just get off by spinning some absurd fantasy that makes them seem better than they really are.

Unfortunately, for these morons, they had that false reality stripped away from them as reality came crashing down.