bullets

This may well be the most profound metaphor ever published on this site. Or it might just be a cool chess set. What do you think? ~NSHA

SO. MUCH. PUN.

They are all terrible.

Military grade Kevlar's got nothing on Nokia.

I mean, they're only a cool $150 or more (assuming they're in stock), but can you put a price on expensive novelty listening gear?

Yes, yes you can.

From the submitter:

My boss was away for his Army reserve training. Little did he know a war was brewing in his office.