bucket

I see a secondary source of drinking water. Mmmm buck fresh!

~NSHA

What's wrong with taking the kids for a weekend bucket drive?

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

There are always other fish in the sea to shoot in barrels.

Best way to get the world to stop turning.

Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA

Next time you might want to try using something a little less absorbent. ~Not-So-Handy Andy