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Giving a kid every opportunity and telling them they're the smartest kid around is a terrific recipe for raising an emotionally dense narcissist, and that's why we have siblings to tell us the hard truths about ourselves. You hope moments like these are learning experiences that help people avoid the rough path of becoming a ridiculous individual who brags about their intelligence online. 

If you're going to insist on being rude to the very person that's going through the trouble of graciously whipping up a meal for you, then you're probably not going to get any food. Or, if you do get the food you'd best brace yourself for the food to be a little iffy at best. This dude clearly needed to learn his lesson in the value of respecting the person who is making you food. 

Ah, yes, good old sibling rivalries. These rivalries can manifest in brothers and sisters playing extremely devious pranks on one another. For instance, this guy who decided that he'd redecorate his sister's most cherished "One Direction" belongings with a ton of Shrek faces. 

This guy thought he'd play an innocent little prank on his girlfriend by pretending to be his twin brother, and ended up stumbling upon a heartbreaking realization. It turns out his twin brother had been seeing his girlfriend on and off for months behind his back. What a terrible mess. His brother and ex-girlfriend are terrible people. Plain and simple. 

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

The internet had this guy's back! Sounds like his brother was rocking all kinds of red flags when it came to being controlling over the guy's future wife. What a nightmare! 

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

Shouldn't have gotten the cops involved! 

Being a younger sibling is not all roses. It comes with wearing old clothes, losing at every game you play, and sometimes being told you're colorblind and adopted.

Zero punches were pulled in this unapologetically savage exchange between a dude and his brother-in-law. 

The Internet is rooting for Twitter user @Claremaura and her brother after Clare revealed her brother's master plan to eventually replace every single photo in the house with Steve Buscemi.

Here's a look at his progress so far: