Dear god it sounds like old world folk music mixed with animal abuse. If you couldn't nail down the tune, this hold music is actually shittyflute's rendition of Britney Spears' "Toxic"
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Via MisterPreda
Looks like Britney Spears decided to use a fairly lazy google image search result for grilled corn, and of course the internet noticed.
Via TMZ
Britney Spears' little sister broke up a fight at a Pita Pit in Hammond, LA last month, and thanks to TMZ, you can now watch the whole thing go down.
Her friend was caught in the middle of the scuffle, so she went behind the counter and grabbed a large knife which she then used to threaten the brawlers until they stopped.
The last time a member of the Spears family frantically waved around a deadly weapon was the Great Bald Britney Paparazzi Umbrella Attack of 2007.
Maybe Jamie Lynn has a future in law enforcement if the singing career doesn't work out?
