Not all jokes have to be clever or make a point. That doesn't mean simple observations and puns are bad. It just means there's a time and place for them. Here go some stupid, but still sort of accurate jokes and puns that are absolutely dad-worthy. If any of these got you, there's more where that came from.
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The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.
You just can't compete with these brilliant geniuses. Their knowledge of art, science and philosophy is only matched by the likes of Mozart, Einstein, and Plato. How can we all live in our own paltry minds knowing that these mind-tyrants are out there, brooding on social media.
Prepare to feel as insipid as you are, mere simpleton. These great minds are in the leagues of Einstein and Nietzsche, and could not be bothered by your pedestrian ways. They know big words and inhabit the realm of ideas, something that you could never know. Do you even watch Rick and Morty?
The parody account @BoredElonMusk is full of genius solutions to life's minor problems.
Via Science Applied
Leonhard Euler was born in Basel in 1707 to parents in the Reformed Church. Euler's father was a family friend of the Bernoulli family, a family of very prominent mathematicians and physicists of the time. He entered university at the age of 13, getting his Master of Philosophy degree at the age of 16. He spent weekends studying under Johann Bernoulli, who convinced Euler's father—who had previously wanted his son to devote his life to theology—that Euler should go into mathematics, thus beginning the career of one of the greatest mathematicians of all time.
By juperee
From the submitter:
Verizon Wireless + NFL iPhone App + Digital Video Camera + Microphone + Bass Amp (not pictured) = Monday Night Football without cable TV! The iPhone NFL app prohibits direct output from the iPhone to the TV, but we've overcome higher obstacles than that to get to Live MNF.
