breasts

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

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It's a little-known fact that when Jesus rode his holy donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the people greeted him with boobsicles as well as palm. Consequentially, many Catholic masses during the Eucharist often offer, as a supplement to bread and wine, boobsicles.

Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.