breasts

I don't know if this is the first time someone pissed Deadmau5 off on Twitter, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the last.

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).

Something tells me these instructions weren't followed by anyone ever anywhere.

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

Here's a handy guide to the male brain: