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Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

Clearly this isn't a Parenting FAIL. And I'm not just saying this because that guy could tear my arms from their sockets like a Woookie.

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris