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"Where were you when you heard about Kermit and Miss Piggy?"
This will be the question we all ask ourselves when discussing the unforeseen and public break up that announced the two muppets decided to take a one way trip to Splitsville, Aug. 4.
In a shocking Facebook move, Miss Piggy laid out the whole of the reason the famous couple chose to call it quits, thus invalidating all the close relationships in your own personal life.
Now, we know what you're thinking. This could just be some publicity stunt for the sake of the upcoming Muppets show, for which Miss Piggy shamefully shills in her break up message. Maybe you're right and maybe love is not an impossible concept.
Twitter got cynical. If you can believe it.
i didn't realize Kermit and Miss Piggy were still together
— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) August 4, 2015Kermit and Miss Piggy were broken up in the presentation made available to the public weeks ago. #NotNews [And they're felt blobs.]
— Daniel Fienberg (@TheFienPrint) August 4, 2015Love is dead. https://t.co/SnmSWavSv2
— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) August 4, 2015
It's just a rough day all around after hearing about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale filing for divorce after 13 years of marriage. Of course, that is a little sadder since they were, you know, real people.
We've all felt this before, that stomach-sinking, gut-wrenching moment when two beloved characters decide to call it quits. Your world shatters like glass and you think it just can't be true. One of them must be joking. But, it's over and you watch the two of them begin to forge ahead into the wilderness that is their future.
This should go with out saying, but SPOILERS AHEAD!
