Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.

Sure, people have their reasons, but some of these reasons are straight-up dumb!

‘I ain’t even own a washcloth before you'

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Would you cover for your friend if they were cheating?

There's gotta be someone out there for everyone... Right?

Ketchup and sushi go together about as well as this couple does!

The wild wild West

Just because his girlfriend forgave him doesn't mean his friend has to!

Never lie about what's in someone's food!

Download, Cringe, Delete, Repeat

This woman cooked a feast of wings for her boyfriend's friend group, left the room for just 15 minutes to hop on a call, and returned to find only 3 wings left for her.

If you're looking to get dumped, feel free to do exactly what this guy did!

How dare he treat her this way?! Has he not SEEN Herbie: Fully Loaded?

Note to self: if you're dating someone with major abandonment issues, good luck trying to schedule any time with other people!

Happy swiping