Twitter User, @kelllicopter, opened Pandora's Box when she encouraged people to text their boyfriends that they wanted babies; and to share their responses. Naturally, the partners on the other side of the spontaneous text intended as a prank, responded in a general tone of panicked disbelief.
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Lying is a very common aspect of human relationships, but too big of a lie can really become a burden. Here's to hoping that your SO's web of lies is all for something as small as making banana bread or using the wrong towel. Some of these people have some serious secrets that could have big impacts if they got out.
Goes to show the best thing to do is keep your head amidst the chaos of a panicked moment. Thankfully, this guy was okay, and didn't end up suffering the full fury of neglecting his food allergy after a late night out. This TIFU story could have had a much worse ending... but it's still pretty harrowing. Moral: don't forget which food allergies you have!
It sounds like this young woman is better off without this guy. Your crazy rage is why you up and sprinted away, leaving behind, your partner? Okay, man. Best of luck repeating that to yourself endlessly, as you stare at the face of a man-child in the mirror, who's all talk and no actions when the water gets hot, and life throws chaos your way to wrestle with.
