bottle

A one dollar bottle of water in a half million dollar printing press. It is being used to catch drips from the oil leak. And this was the press tech's solution too!

You all need an intervention!

"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!

Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!

Hell, why only check 'litigation?' I think an explanation for not finishing the bottle is in order.

Sugary sodas: you could do without M!

"I was poor, ugly, and stupid before I bought Randall the Mini Enamel Animal! I'm still poor, ugly, and stupid, but maybe a little less so thanks to Randall! Plus, I'm drunk, so who gives a **, right?"

Photoshopped? Probably. Still, proof of concept.

Store your caviar inside.

From the book of office torture.

For when your little heine-kid gets hungry.

A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.

Alternatively: "Your Mom's Alcohol Has Arrived."

"Hold on son, Daddy's got some trolling to do."