bottle cap

Pick up a pair of these bottlecap cufflinks, and you'll be drinking like a sir for sure. The cufflinks come in either a 24K gold or sterling silver variety. Warning: side effects include overuse of the words "quite so" and "indubitably."

Did you keep waiting for the moment where something was going to go horribly wrong?

Yeah, me too.

But no, seriously, you probably shouldn't do that.