"He starts yelling on the phone to the point where I almost had to remove my headset."

"Wow, that is Olympic gold level petty revenge."

"Too lazy to take a trip to the bank to throw them into a machine but willing to carry around an entire backpack full of pennies..."

We get it... things got complicated when computers got small enough to put in our pocket, but just because you've lived longer on this earth, doesn't mean you're up to date on the nuances of everything that's going on in 2024.

Then she tried again a few minutes later.

Core memory unlocked

"Bessie went boom again."

"Karen, still mad, admits she is in the wrong restaurant."

The best part of this story is that his wife tries to act like she didn't sign a new contract.

"After that every morning when Bessie comes in she throws her tantrum screaming about how lazy young people are, no one wants to work, all the usual boomer greatest hits."

We got places to be, lady

"That was two months ago and he never replied to that email. Today, he called back."

“Mate, during this whole interaction you not once said ‘please’, I guarantee if I give you this spot you will not even think of saying ‘thank you’.”

Enjoy having saloon doors, lady

What is it with the Boomer generation and a firm handshake?

This neighbor is the ultimate male Karen, and probably the worst type of neighbor you could get stuck next to. The family that lives in the neighboring house went out of town for vacation for two weeks. Within that time, they made sure to have housesitters to keep an eye on things for them while they were away. Well, when one of the housesitters arrived, he immediately noticed something odd about the backyard.