books

What do you do? Retail? Sales? Cardiology? Even if you feel like you're not great at your job, at least there's no hilarious evidence around showing people that you're crap at what you do. Looking at you, graphic designers. Anyway, if you wanna see more design fails, check these out.

Sure, you could mess around with mustaches and devil horns but these ones are professional. We all had that friend in school who had a pen and a dream. Maybe you were that kid. If you're out there, we applaud your creativity, lack of respect for authority, and short attention span. Here are some bathroom stall musings from people with markers and a sense of humor.

A French Bookstore is getting noticed on Instagram for their creative playfulness with book covers. Some are pretty striking. We're pretty big fans of coincidences and creative uses of stuff, and these pics are no exception.

If there's any time to be caught in a compromising position, a huge book store is not a good place for it. Sometimes people can just be victims of terrible timing. It's anyone's nightmare to be publicly called out for a crime, especially one that could get you on a registry somewhere. 

In 1986, the legendary author wrote this letter about the passing of his daughter 24 years earlier. This message still resonates today as a reminder of the dangers of not taking steps against the preventable disease. It's a bit of a shame that this message from almost 40 years ago is still relevant, but here we are.

Nobody out here is proofreading their work, and we're grateful for it. Here's some serious attempts that went off the rails into Crap Town.

These will fuel your existential dread like no other. 

As it turns out, people absolutely love bragging (and lying) about their own intellect online. Don't you dare like top 40 music or badmouth Rick and Morty, because these Collosally-Brained Mind Titans will be there to take you down. Remember, these folks are more insightful and articulate than you could ever hope to be.

Because sometimes someone misses class the day you learned about the civil war, or owls. 

Alright, let's be 100% honest here. Did you learn something new while reading these? No judgement.

Prepare to feel as insipid as you are, mere simpleton. These great minds are in the leagues of Einstein and Nietzsche, and could not be bothered by your pedestrian ways. They know big words and inhabit the realm of ideas, something that you could never know. Do you even watch Rick and Morty?

A romance novel called "But You're a Horse"? You had us at "Horse". What will the neigh-bors think? Sounds like a real page-turner.

Absolutely would grab a copy of this if I ever came across it. 

Children's books are filled to the brim with comical absurdity, and kids seem able to accept all of it. 

Measure twice, fail once.

Read those labels carefully.