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"Stand up straight, push out your chest and work that feminine charm, as bountiful boobs are back in style. For the last year, those of us blessed with a chest have been slaves to the trend for curbing our curves." Reads the NY Post article that was published yesterday.
We're glad that they're back, but we can't help but wonder... When did they ever leave?
The entire article makes us feel like bosom-loving hipsters.
Allegedly natural, am I right fellas? Either way, Samantha Lily of Russia identified a market with endlessly thirsty customers, and she's capitalizing on it like a shameless self-objectifying champ. I think.
Via Daily Star
Her reaction is on point. Instead of dying in an infinite abyss of public humiliation and rolling over, she just tucks her precious assets back in, and exclaims "Oh mama! Oh mama!" Is this what love feels like?
I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
Sweater muffins, fun bags, whatever you call them. 'vargas' is an expert.
'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.
