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"Stand up straight, push out your chest and work that feminine charm, as bountiful boobs are back in style. For the last year, those of us blessed with a chest have been slaves to the trend for curbing our curves." Reads the NY Post article that was published yesterday.
We're glad that they're back, but we can't help but wonder... When did they ever leave?
The entire article makes us feel like bosom-loving hipsters.
Allegedly natural, am I right fellas? Either way, Samantha Lily of Russia identified a market with endlessly thirsty customers, and she's capitalizing on it like a shameless self-objectifying champ. I think.
Via Daily Star
Her reaction is on point. Instead of dying in an infinite abyss of public humiliation and rolling over, she just tucks her precious assets back in, and exclaims "Oh mama! Oh mama!" Is this what love feels like?
I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
Sweater muffins, fun bags, whatever you call them. 'vargas' is an expert.
'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.
Warning: Mildly NSFW
20 years after having children, Jennifer Mulford has taken time off from her job as a bartender to trick her body into thinking she is feeding a child. Every two hours, she and her BF Brad Leeson need to 'dry feed' in order to keep the milk flowin.
Jennifer became instantly intrigued when she stumbled across a website about Adult Breastfeeding Relationships (ABR).
"When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with."
Via dailymail
Kristy Love is currently on the hunt for true love. The 36-year-old adult massage therapist from Atlanta, Georgia, is currently making a killing with her massive 48NN boobs. Each boob weighs 15.8lbs and she says that her cleavage can be used for storing handbags, perfume, keys and her cell phone.
She makes ~$1,500 a day with her massages... Talk about working with what you got.
