Have you ever been on a boat? The wind whips through your hair, the sun shines on your neck, and it seems like all of your woes get left on the dock. That's why boating is such a dang expensive hobby– it's phenomenally pleasant! So if you're a boat enthusiast, it's probable that your boat is not only your fiberglass first-born baby, but also a deep, endless money-pit… which is why boaters always have the best insurance.

Did you know that today's boats are some of the largest ever to exist? As rich folks compete to have the biggest boat, one of the biggest around right now costs $600 million! The owner may have a stupidly big yacht - but is it named “Marlin Monroe”? No, I didn't think so. Below are 30 memes of some boat owners who have creatively named their humble ships…plus some boaters who had a sinking feeling that their watercraft wasn't going to float much longer.