biography

Yeah, they cover just about everyone you'd see on the street. If you see yourself or someone you know in here, don't feel bad, just realize that we're all just a bunch of predictable jackasses.

Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.

This bios are almost too accurate. Like, you see these people everywhere, and the fact that they're able to be expressed in dog-form almost hits too close to home. For some insight into the mind of dogs, here are some wonderful tweets from "Thoughts of Dog."